Here are a couple of the fun and funny things that have crossed our Twitterscape today.
"Housewives experience the highest rate of sexual harassment in the workplace."
---Kelly Oxford
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments."
"Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman."
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
---Al Bergette
"To be hated for what I am is better than to be loved for something I am not."
---Girls & Her Deals of NYC
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One more... One day Facebook, Youtube, Myspace and Friendstar will come together and be called FookYouMyFriend.
Saw this one, "Capitalization is the difference between "I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse..." and "I helped my uncle jack off a horse..." on the Twitter feed of OneJessicaLynn.
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